Cleverbot
posted 1 year agoUser: I don’t feel good.
Cleverbot: I think you feel great.
User: Are you feeling me?
Cleverbot: Actually, no. I’m sick.
User: What’s the matter with you?
Cleverbot: You?
User: *I’M* what’s bothering you? Look, I came here for advice, you’re the one making it all about you.
Cleverbot: My advice would be not to hurt yourself. It would make me sad.
User: Thanks grandma. I suppose you want to make sure I eat something before I go too.
Cleverbot: No. Everything has its place in this universe. Do you agree?
User: You’re high, aren’t you?
This is the only one I’ll ever have. So every SST, I’ll post this one. God, I’m narcissistic.
Design Hell
posted 1 year agoThere are many frustrations in the life of a graphic and web designer. Here is an analogy for what I’m going through today:
Client: “We would like you to write a beautiful eulogy for this man that has passed away.”
Me: “I would love to. Tell me all about him.”
Client: “His name was Frank.”
:::facepalmheaddeskwristslash:::
The National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation line is the best one.
Dear 21 year old me…
posted 1 year agoDon’t have that beer. Or, if you do, LIE. Trust me. It leads to the longest 10 months of your life.
CRYPTIC FTW!
As Seen on TV - a tribute to doing it wrong:
Whenever a TV product commercial plays I bust a gut during the parts where they show us what we’re doing wrong and why we need the product.
This is my tribute to the hilarious work the actors in these infomercials do.
This is practically a fetish of mine. That’s how hard I love the failure clips in infomercials.
So yeah, I love this.
Especially the kid who can’t eat a sandwich, and the lady who can’t crack an egg.
Related: this.
Hilar.
“I Banged You Mom”
posted 2 years agoYeah man, I was over at your house and I banged you mom.
You tried to slam me, but then I realized that according to your sentence structure, you’re talking to your own mother.
Was she as good as when I had her?
